The first-ever attempt
to thoroughly map the bigfoot genome, authored by Dr. Melba Ketchum, et al. and
published in DeNovo Scientific Journal, has been out for a couple
months. I eagerly spent the thirty bucks to get my hands on a copy at my very
first opportunity. I read every word of it three times. I also sought the
opinion of a couple of geneticists for, despite my science background, I did
not understand most of the highly technical jargon in paper.
What I really needed was some
context. Context is particularly essential since almost no one else in the
general public has the ability to grasp the incredibly arcane and specific
language of the geneticist. I am capable of understanding most of Ketchum’s explanation
of the methodology and of course her conclusions. Beyond that, I recall the
advice of a career scientist who once told me that the way to read a study is
to first read the abstract (a one or two paragraph summary of the whole
report), then the introduction, and then the conclusion. Skip everything else.
The academics will pour over that and you can’t understand it anyway.
OK,
so here it is in a nutshell: 109 samples were obtained from all over North
America.
(Obviously, the sasquatch phenomenon is more widespread than most
people realize.) Most samples were hair, but
not all. Blood, saliva, and even a tissue sample was analyzed. Not all of the
work was done by a single lab. Some of it was farmed out to university labs that were
not initially given any background about the samples they were asked to examine.
The
findings were remarkably consistent: mtDNA (mitochondrial DNA), which is
indicative of the female component of the genome, came back as human! The nDNA
(nuclear DNA from the male progenitor) was found to be ‘novel’, which is geneticist code
for “doesn’t match anything previously extracted.” Also, large sections of the DNA strands
appeared as single strand molecules (haploid), as opposed to the uniformly
double-stranded DNA of all human DNA that is not found in sex cells (gametes).
This might indicate that the DNA being sequenced was highly degraded DNA, but degraded
DNA is found to contain lots of bacteria, and no bacteria was found in
conjunction with the DNA that showed single strand configuration. It was not degraded, but it was single strand
DNA in about half of the segments that were sequenced. Multiple labs observed
this anomaly, an dutifully reported it to Ketchum.
I
was warned ahead of time by prognosticators like my buddy Guy Edwards that a
DNA study proving the existence of the sasquatch probably would not rock the
world. Deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA) is poorly understood by the general public.
People want to see a body. I also fully understood that the community of
self-anointed ‘bigfoot researchers’ is highly competitive, even back-stabbing.
Vocal individuals in that community could be counted on to attack and devour
anyone’s claim to scientific progress since it is always seen as a threat to
the stature of the other self-important personalities who feel that the media
attention is rightfully theirs. Then the ‘group-think’ kicks in. An
underappreciated person with a recognizable name becomes critical and launches
a blistering attack. The unexamined tribalism of a larger group, who are all in
constant contact via the internet and Facebook groups march in lockstep disdain,
comfortable in the belief that their collective criticism of the new evidence
or new thinking is protected by the umbrella of group consensus, which emboldens the group in the near term but eventually turns out to be
based on somebody’s logical fallacy.
Meanwhile, anyone
who attempts to challenge the groupthink by endorsing the new idea or new
evidence is roundly dismissed with pat turns-of-phrase like: ‘They drank the Kool-aid’
(a crass reference to the members of James Jones’ cult who committed mass
suicide in Guyana). In truth, the groupthinkers are the cult, consisting of the
vocal critics who will not examine the ideas on the basis of their merits, and those who fall in line behind them for
fear of becoming outcasts from the 'bigfoot researcher tribe.
There
is a long tradition of dogmatic tribal groupthink in bigfoot research.
Peter Byrne and Rene Dahinden, two early luminaries, absolutely vilified anyone
who claimed to have more than one bigfoot sighting. They strenuously argued for
years that anyone who was claiming more than a single sighting was a liar. "Rubbish," was Peter's dismissive, single word reply. Paul
Freeman’s groundbreaking field work was dismissed in his lifetime by these
naïve purveyors of the ‘my-way-or the highway’ groupthink, who have now, I
think, been thoroughly discredited.
Early
attempts to collect and isolate sasquatch DNA were met with similar hostility.
The sophistication of the early efforts was nowhere near what it is today, so
the DNA sequences were always incomplete. Still, attempts were made and the
reaction of bigfoot researchers and mainstream scientists was always the same: The samples were obviously contaminated by the
handler because the hair was found to be HUMAN! The researcher who collected the hair was
discredited even ridiculed by the vocal skeptics in and outside of the bigfoot
researcher community. Still worse, these views always managed to get
printed or broadcast in a news media that has always favored simple, groupthink
answers to complicated questions.
Paul
Freeman was one of the most frequent recipients of this abuse. He submitted
hair samples he collected under credible circumstances and in his case, no
prominent lab anywhere in academia would consider giving his evidence a serious
look. It finally ended up being handled by a private cosmetics lab, who stalled on it for months and months, then confidently
declared that his sample consisted of artificial
fibers, probably from a sofa cushion. As if Paul Freeman couldn’t distinguish
between a real hair and the stuffing of a sofa cushion! What about Paul Freeman’s fairly
impressive video clip? No one has ever been able to duplicate it or show that
costuming was involved, but it was never able to penetrate the opposing mindset
which a local Portland environmental writer, Brenda Scearcy so precisely describes as
the “ossified tribal mindset”.
Now,
enter Melba Ketchum. She has kept her distance from the ‘bigfoot research
community’. She has not attended the conferences, she has not made the
requisite pilgrimages to the Bluff Creek film site, to Steven’s
museum/bookstore in Willow Creek, and the insufferable forums and chat rooms
where a tribe of armchair enthusiasts spend way too much of their free time.
The
tribe wasted no time. Before it was even published, the Ketchum study was faulted on several fronts. The eagerly-awaited publication was repeatedly delayed for unspecified
reasons. That was seen as damning. Ketchum’s personal and business life was thoroughly scrutinized by a
platoon of amateur sleuths. The fact that her
privately owned genetics lab was not flourishing, and that she had some unhappy
customers, was the beginning of the groupthink feeding-frenzy. Then it was
discovered by eager-beaver researchers that her paper was rejected by
first-tier scientific journals. It was suggested that the paper had so many problems that that we might not ever get to see it in print at all.
During
this time, I had some contact with Dr. Ketchum. She confided that she was intensely
frustrated by the fact that the peer-reviewers for the journals she was
courting kept ‘moving the goal posts’ on her. Initially receptive audiences
suddenly became unreceptive. Suggestions for small changes were willingly
accommodated by her, only to be followed by further requests for huge changes
and revisions. All this was taking place while she was trying to maintain her
animal genetics testing business and while the hyperactive bigfoot research
community poured over her every move and publicized every questionable business decision
she ever made on the internet. Meanwhile, she was scrambling to satisfy the
demands a highly skeptical group of peer-review scientists. Small wonder her
business struggled and her customers were unhappy. I cannot believe she was
able to function at all while living under such a microscope. This doesn’t even
begin to address the fiscal problems with trying to privately fund such an
unprecedented genetics effort, even as she was still struggling to rebuild her business
in an area of Texas that had suffered severe impacts from Hurricane Rita.
Based
on information I got from a local lab in Portland, I estimate that Dr. Ketchum had to
have spent around two hundred thousand dollars on equipment and
materials alone, in order to process the 109 samples she collected from all over North America. In the acknowledgement
section of her paper, Ketchum states that she was able to secure the funding for
the equipment and materials from a few generous philanthropists like Wally Hersom,
Adrian Erickson, Larry Surface, and others. It’s a good bet that this funding
source covered only a fraction of the true costs of this enormous effort. Ketchum
donated all of her own lab time and probably benefited from the generosity of
many other dedicated souls. The labor costs on such a project, I am told, would
raise her total costs for the project to something like two million dollars if she had billed all of her time, which she did not. Would one expect
her business to suffer while she is pouring her heart and soul into this
effort? As the kids say these days, “Duh!”
As
soon as the study was made available, the criticism shifted to the fact that, she published the paper by acquiring control of an obscure ‘boutique’ journal, and then making
her genetics paper its sole item of content. I would certainly agree that this
is not the preferred way to present an important scientific paper. I also know that,
as the author of two bigfoot books, ‘bigfoot’ is a topic that very few if any publishers wants
to touch, and this is doubly true of scientific publications. Scientists
are people too, and they stand in line at the grocery store, reading the
tabloid headlines about Elvis’ bigfoot baby or whatever else the tabloids are
screaming about that week. Scientists have their prejudices and 'bigfoot' is a big one.
So, hell, yeah, Ketchum is going to
have a tough time getting published. I could see that one coming miles away, especially since I had the frustrating experience of trying to get two different books published on the
much-maligned bigfoot subject. Maybe it’s just because I’m a lousy writer, but
I couldn’t get any publisher to look at my novel, so I, like Ketchum, went
ahead and self-published Shady Neighbors. I’d still be sitting on an
unpublished manuscript if I had not. Not only do I NOT blame Melba Ketchum for
essentially ‘self-publishing’ her paper, I am downright appreciative that she
did so. I have no idea whether it required still more money from Wally or
Adrian to acquire the rights to the DeNovo masthead, but I do know that, if she
had not ‘gone to the well’ one more time for publication money, we would still
be waiting to read her paper. I feel nothing but gratitude for the effort and
money expended so that us ungrateful bigfoot dweebs could finally read the
scientific treatment that we have long-argued that the subject deserved. If I
knew of a way to send Melba Ketchum some genetics business to support her
lab's bottom line, I most definitely would. I feel nothing but gratitude for the
Herculean feat that she willingly, and perhaps foolishly, took on.
Which
brings us to a discussion of the results of her study: half human, half ‘novel’
DNA. This finding is so radical, and the implications are so enormous that it’s a
no-brainer that she was going to have a very tough time finding a scientific
journal that would publish this finding. Scientific journals get very uncomfortable
with radical finding, no matter how good the science is. Bear in mind also
that Ketchum, with all her radical conclusions, is not nearly as an established
in academia as someone like Dr. Bryan Sykes at Cambridge. She's a veterinarian and the owner a small, privately owned genetics lab in
Texas. For whatever reason, she had the willingness to apply her genetics training
to the bigfoot mystery. And when she examined the genetic evidence surrounding that mystery, it
took her to a conclusion that was way too radical for mainstream science. In
fact, it seems her conclusions are even too radical for a most bigfoot
researchers to accept, and bigfoot researchers have always seen themselves as
outside-the-box thinkers.
Truth
is, once again, the ossified groupthink in bigfootville does not allow the
researcher tribe to consider the possibility that bigfoot is not the ape that
John Green, Peter Byrne, and Rene Dahinden always said it was. I believe it was
Rene Dahinden’s quotation that lives in infamy, “It’s nothing but a damn, dirty
ape!” Sadly that phrase still echoes in the halls of bigfootville and it has
done lasting damage to the intellectual integrity with which the competing
hypotheses have been considered by bigfoot researchers to this day.
Full
disclosure: It is difficult for me to discuss the Ketchum study’s conclusions
without wanting to stand up and shouting, “I told ya so!” Indeed, when I first got my
hands on the study, it gave me a chill when I read it. Bear in mind the
fact that, every time I had the chance to stand up in front of a group and
speak on the bigfoot subject over the last fifteen years, every time I
published a book or article, I strenuously made the unpopular point that they
(the sasquatches) are actually PEOPLE. The First Nation people (Indians) have always said they’re a tribe.
My own field work, my experiments with cameras, baiting, habituating, and
communication always pointed in the direction of a very wily, avery intelligent,
and a very sensitive group of entities that knew much more about us humans than the
Dahinden-poisoned groupthinkers were ever prepared to consider.
The
very title of my 2003 book “The Locals” says it all. In the first chapter
of that book, I discussed early efforts to morphologically identify hair
samples as well as the early DNA extractions that had been attempted. In both cases, the few scientific
results that were available when I published tentatively
concluded that the hair looked human, and the DNA was also of human
origin. Of course, the ‘Damned Dirty Ape’ concept still dominated the
groupthink and so it was easy to dismiss such unexpected scientific findings, not to mention a middle school
science teacher like me. The ossified groupthink was justified as being 'appropriately skeptical' and I was mostly OK with that, even though it still troubled me that the groupthink was being
shaped by people whose ‘field work’ often involved large caliber
weapons.
Now
that my true colors as a “Ketchum-supporter” are plainly evident, I try to acknowledge the points raised by Ketchum's critics. The paper has flaws, they say, even down to
spelling errors. I read the paper three times. I saw no errors in spelling. I
do not know the genetics lingo well enough to spot mistakes when it comes to
genetics terminology, but I think that finding fault with minor spelling errors
is ridiculously nit-picky. I did see two places where the author refers to the
“Sasquatch samples” that were being processed. She should have said “the
putative Sasquatch samples” or some other wording that implied that the samples
were just ‘unknown’ until such time as the study was complete. This too, is a
bit nit-picky. I can see how some empirically-minded peer reviewer might object
to that wording, but stuff like that does not seem like a reason to reject
out-of-hand such a serious and expensive effort as the one she undertook.
Beyond
the semantics, there is the much-discussed question of the tissue sample
submitted by Justin Smeja, which was ostensibly the product of a hunting
accident. The story is being circulated that Smeja’s sample was found to be a
combination of bear and human DNA, with Smeja himself being the probable source
of the human DNA. I had the chance to ask Ketchum about this. She stated that
all the samples she tested, including the ones she sent out to other labs for
verification, were remarkably consistent in their result, and one of those consistencies
was that in every sample, the human element of the DNA contained mutations that
no human, not even Justin Smeja, is known to possess. Specifically, long sections of the DNA strands
that were sequenced by multiple labs showed single
strand DNA. Further, Ketchum knows how to take a sample from the center of
a piece of tissue when that opportunity exists, and the tissue sample provided
by Smeja was substantial enough to allow for a pure sample to be taken from the
center of the tissue where contamination is not possible. Ketchum is completely confident in her
methodology and its’ inherent conclusion.
She is not confident of
any sample that was not processed by her, Ketchum stated that the alleged bear/human
DNA results came from samples that were not part of her study. Rather, they were independently by someone other than Ketchum.
( Correction: In the first draft of this essay I mentioned an old friend, Bart Cutino as being involved in the resubmitting of theses samples on Justin's behalf. Bart got in touch with me and corrected me on this. My apologies to Bart Cutino.) In any event, samples were evidently resubmitted after the initial work was done, and they claimed a different result: human contaminated bear DNA. These results surface after the study was published and Ketchum emphatically calimed that whatever was being posted on somebody's Facebook group was not any kind of genetic data from her study. Interestingly, the
time this happened, Justin, as well as many others in the world were made aware of the fact that the sample he provided to
Ketchum was showing indication of human DNA.
This brings us to one of the more peculiar ironies of this whole story:
Justin Smeja appears to have unwittingly provided the tissue sample to Ketchum that, assuming her DNA sequencing work is correct, may ultimately show
that accidentally killed a human being!
Bear in mind too, that by
this point, Justin Smeja had submitted to and
passed a lie detector test in which he insisted that he did indeed shoot at least
one bigfoot creature. When the samples came back as human, it had to be a
terrifying realization for Smeja, and one that would certainly provide more
than enough motivation to put a different spin his story, and maybe even get busy and submit
a second sample for testing that would show a more confusing, contaminated
result. Meanwhile, Justin Smeja, or somebody else using his name begins circulating
a new story on Facebook group pages: that he was told by Ketchum to destroy his remaining samples.
Ketchum calls this a pure fabrication.
If Justin Smeja actually
shot and killed one, and maybe two, sasquatches, is Justin Smeja really guilty
of a capital crime? I really don't think so. His
defense would simply be that he was completely unaware that these hair-covered
human-hybrid creatures even existed. He thought it was a bear. And as long as our trusted government continues
to keep the public in the dark about the existence of these sasquatch creatures, neither
Justin Smeja nor anyone else, can be prosecuted for shooting such a human variant that
doesn’t officially exist. This is
precisely why the focus of Ketchum’s current effort is to gain official
recognition of the creatures’ existence before uninformed hunters shoot any more
of them!
Smeja’s sample just is one
of many. Even if he succeeds in muddying the waters in hopes of reducing his
legal vulnerability, where does that leave us? With 107 other samples that all
say essentially the same thing: human-hybrid creatures are leaving DNA evidence
all around North America.
I
suggested to Dr. Ketchum that vindication of her work will only happen when it
is replicated by another study, maybe even more than one. She wholeheartedly
agreed. We are told that Dr. Bryan Sykes at Cambridge is already on it.
Meanwhile, Ketchum has complete confidence that her methodology and her result will
withstand the test of time and scientific scrutiny, if scientists will just
look objectively at her work.
If
there is one pattern in the sasquatch groupthink culture, it’s that right after
any new line of evidence, whether it be the Freeman footage, the Skookum cast, or
a new track way surfaces, the initial reaction is always very loud and very
critical. Then, after vitriol has run its course, the discourse shifts to
something quieter, more balanced, and more reasoned. I think I’m seeing that
evolution taking place in the case of the Ketchum study, and I am optimistic
that Ketchum’s groundbreaking work will be verified by future DNA sequencing efforts.
I find her arguments
compelling, and it isn’t just because her findings agree with
that which I have always said and published in my books. Her conclusions are
also perfectly consistent with everything I have experienced in the field and with
all the information I have gathered from reliable witnesses over many years. I
long ago concluded that the sasquatch are human so it is very easy for me to
agree that Ketchum study is correct in its’ conclusions. If that makes me a
“Ketchum supporter” then, yes, I guess I drank the Kool-Aid. All I can say is,
it was delicious. And, it was much easier to swallow than that, bitter, even
toxic Kool-Aid that has been dispensed for decades by the ossified tribal
group-thinkers, and I have certainly tasted that Kool-Aid many times.
There is one final doozy of a stone that is still unturned.
It’s sort of the eight hundred pound
gorilla in the room that nobody wants to talk about. Put another way, the Ketchum study, I think,
has yielded physical evidence whose implications are so profound that most do
not even want to open that can of worms.
I’m referring to the other half of
the sasquatch genome that the Ketchum study identified; the part that isn’t human. The sasquatch genome,
according to the Ketchum’s work, is human DNA that interspersed with DNA that
is absolutely unknown. It is neither ape,
nor human, not lemur. Ketchum has no
idea what it is, nor does anyone else, but the ‘novel’, single strand, haploid
DNA is there for anyone to find who knows how to sequence it. Is it some
evolutionary offshoot of humanity that we have yet to identify in the fossil
record? Maybe. But the mysterious sequences
are single strand, that is haploid DNA, and all terrestrial DNA in
somatic cells (blood, hair, tissue, bone) is diploid unless it is in gametes (sex cells).
OK, so what is the origin of this
truly novel DNA that Melba Ketchum found in the sasquatch genome? For one possible answer, check out
The Locals, Chapter 10:
“No Stone Left Unturned.” What
gave me a chill when I read the Ketchum study is the possibility that I may have
written down an answer ten years before I even asked this question.